The Mouse and The Bear


The mouse and the bear hate each other, but they both have the same goal, which is to find the magical frog genie who would grant three wishes to any who would find and free it.

So the mouse and the bear decided to let their hatred aside and work together to find the frog. For days they would struggle in the deep forests trying to find that damned frog.

One day though, they found a cave in which inside was the magical genie. Ecstatic, they both sprint to the lamp and both summoned the genie at the same time.

"Thank you," says the genie appreciatively. "It has been far too long since I last got out of that lamp. Since you both summoned me at the same time, I will grant both of you three wishes each."

The mouse and bear jumped with excitement as they thought about their wishes. "So tell me, my good friends, what is it you would like to wish for?"

The bear steps forward first as he says his first wish, "I wish that I was the most attractive bear in all of the world!"

The genie grants his wish, "It is done."

Next the mouse steps forward and gives his wish, "I wish I had a beautiful helmet, able to sustain any crash."

The genie waves his hands and a beautiful flaming black helmet appears on the floor next to the mouse.

The bear steps forward again as he gets ready to say his second wish, "I wish that all of the bears in the forest were all attractive female bears!"

The genie smirks and grants his wish once more, "It is done."

The bear looks at the mouse and gives him a mean smirk. The mouse does not like that, he thinks about his second wish very thoroughly.

He looks back at the bear, he gives the meanest smirk ever, the bear knew that he was up to something bad.

The mouse steps forward to ask for his second wish, "I wish I had a beautiful motorcycle to match my helmet."

The genie again waves his hands, with a little more force this time and a beautiful black flaming motorcycle appears right in front of the mouse.

The bear, eager for his last wish, steps forward one last time to give is final wish, "I wish that all of the bears in the whole WORLD were female bears!"

The genie becomes confused, but does not argue, he waves his hands and he completes the bear's wish.

The mouse laughs as he puts on his helmet and gets on his motorcycle, he turns it on and the engine roars. He looks back at the genie, "I wish this Bear here is gay."