WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH A SQUIRREL

WHY CAN'T WE BE PARTNERS?

WHY NAKED?

DISNEY MOVIES IS NOT ALL ABOUT TRUE LOVE

IF YOUR BRA IS TOO TIGHT

WHY AMERICANS ARE UNIQUE

Weird too

TALKING CAR PROBLEMS

We have the same problem

WHY WE PLAY WARGAMES

Now that I realize it, yeah

PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALLERGIES

The law finally figured out the problem

GROWN UPS ARE WEIRD

I completely agree

SLICED IN MULTIPLE PIECES

Yes, yes he was

THIS IS HE MAN

He wants attention too

THE TRICK TO CHOPPING ONIONS

Let go of the Hurt

WHAT WE'VE ALL LEARNED FROM COOKING SHOWS

Just a lot of fancy touches

TENNIS TELEKINETICS

They're psychic and they're cheating

THE REAL REASON WE LEARN NEW LANGUAGES

Yep, completely reasonable

THAT'S A WEIRD REQUEST

I wonder how much he paid

PET TRAINING: FROM PET'S PERSPECTIVE

And you thought we were smarter

WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME FATHER?

Why oh why!?

I GET CALLED THAT A LOT

He's right

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO DO HOMEWORK

Distraction on a higher level

THE JOYS OF HAVING A ROOMATE

You can also shower together to save water

HE WILL TAKE YOU HOME

Not the best guy to meet

I CAN'T DENY THIS IS RIGHT

I wonder what she will be next term

THE REASON TREX NEVER WENT PAST THE WILD WEST

Wait, did they even... nevermind

JUST GIRLY THINGS ABOUT YOUR BODY

There are only a few who sport it well

WHY NOT TO JOKE ABOUT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND

The self realization hurts so much

THE NEW STARS FOR THE LIVE ACTION ALADDIN MOVIE

Presenting the New Cast

HOW TO HIDE YOUR PORN

Top secret hiding method

THE ONLY PARTY SHIRT THAT YOU'LL NEED

because you don't have a social life

YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU

Not just for your beauty

TOO FAT FOR FUN

At least he can Roll now

REAL MEN DO IT ALONE

With the state of technology right now, why not?

DOCTOR EXPLAINING VACCINES

Damn straight, doc

CHUBBY PENGUIN

Chubby chub chub