A wife texts her husband
A wife, being the romantic
sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If
you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love
you!" The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: "I am on the
toilet. Please advise."